tfw when you thought you already came out to someone and you mention it offhand and they’re like “what”
Most of the time evolution just hangs out being all, “Bug. More bug. Shinier bug. Slightly bigger AND shinier bug. Too many legs bug? Yessss.”
But other times evolution just goes completely off its rocker and is like “guys GUYS LOOK AT THIS CLADE I JUST INVENTED”
"IT’S GOT THIS FLAPPY POINTY THING"
"AND THIS CHOMPY PIECE OF SPAGHETTI"
"SOME KIND OF GLIDEY THING"
“SO FIT FOR THEIR ENVIRONMENTS AMIRITE WOW”
Shhh just picture Dirk Strider getting to touch a real full-size horse for the first time
Great now I’m gonna get tears on my exam paper, thanks (jks but oMG)
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty freaking important
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.